I have my holiday cocktail ready, that's right I'm a part of the war on Christmas. Let's read through the transcript of the Republican debate.
Rand Paul, in his opening remarks talked about Donald Trump wanting to close the internet to help stop terrorism. While Trump's remarks were off base and clearly unfeasible and a sign of a totalitarian regime as Paul correctly notes, Trump's comments about how to combat terrorism is almost partially right. As we learned in ISIS: The State of Terror, the whack-a-mole approach to shutting down terrorist accounts on Twitter or other social media sites as they pop up do actually detract from their reach and help to stop reaching new followers but it would be unfeasible, illegal, and immoral to shut down the internet for certain regions.
"I think if we want to defeat terrorism, I think if we truly are sincere about defeating terrorism, we need to quit arming the allies of ISIS. If we want to defeat terrorism, the boots on the ground -- the boots on the ground need to be Arab boots on the ground," Paul continued. As much as it pains me to admit, Paul has a point. King Abdullah of Jordan argues that the only solution to ISIS would be a Muslim solution in which Muslim countries fight off ISIS themselves. This is actually something that is currently happening. This is strange, I thought that Republicans would offer something that is new and not at all a part of the current Obama administration plan.
Oh well, at least he's in the debate and won't decide this week whether or not he should continue running for President.
"Just last weekend, just last week, a friend asked one of my daughters, "Do you like politics?" And my daughter said, "No, I don't. And the reason I don't like it is because there's too much fighting, too much yelling. It's so loud, I don't like it." You know, I turned to my friend and I said, "You know, she's really on to something."
And when we think about our country and the big issues that we face in this country; creating jobs, making sure people can keep their jobs, the need for rising wages, whether our children when they graduate from college can find a job, protecting the homeland, destroying ISIS, rebuilding defense. These are all the things that we need to focus on but we'll never get there if we're divided. We'll never get there if republicans and democrats just fight with one another.
Frankly, we are republicans and they're democrats but before all of that, we're Americans. And I believe we need to unify in so many ways to rebuild our country, to strengthen our country, to rebuild our defense, and for America to secure it's place it world; for us, for our children, and for the next generation." I posted the entirety of John Kasich's remarks here, just in case he argues or yells at anyone throughout the debate.
His level-headedness and his commitment to bipartisanship is not necessarily real but the fact that he exists is literally the only reason that journalists continue to believe that there are bipartisan Republicans running for President and office.
Chris Christie garbled about something about safety in Los Angeles which literally has nothing to do with Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton but whatevs. Then he ended on this note, "What is (sic) Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton done to this country? That the most basic responsibility of an administration is to protect the safety and security of the American people. I will tell you this, I'm a former federal prosecutor, I've fought terrorists and won and when we get back in the White House we will fight terrorists and win again and America will be safe." Chris Christie was appointed as a federal prosecutor on December 7, 2001. His lone prosecution against terrorists was the Fort Dix attack (that I'm aware of).
Next we have failed HP CEO Carly Fiorina, "Like all of you I'm angry. I'm angry at what's happening to our nation. Citizens, it's time to take our country back.
Bombastic insults wont take it back. Political rhetoric that promises a lot and delivers little, won't take it back. All of our problems can be solved. All of our wounds can be healed by a tested leader who is willing to fight for the character of our nation."
For the record, she says that bombastic insults and political rhetoric that promises a lot and delivers little will not take our country back while saying that we need to take the country back, implying a bombastic insult on Barack Obama. This is immediately followed by "all of our wounds can be healed by a tested leader who is willing to fight for the character of our nation." This is not political rhetoric that promises a lot and delivers little.
Oh Christ. Drink.
"I have been tested. I have beaten breast cancer. I have buried a child. I started as a secretary. I fought my way to the top of corporate America while being called every B word in the book. I fought my way into this election and on to this debate stage while all the political insiders and the pundits told, "it couldn't be done."
I don't want to do this. BUT Fiorina was born to a family of a law professor who later became a judge. Not exactly humble beginnings. After fighting to the top of corporate America, she failed miserably. Also, let's not move on from the fact that she talked about the death of her daughter as a political point.
And then to top it off, she "fought [her] way into this election and on to this debate stage." Well, not exactly. By her fighting, she stopped polls from being conducted after August 6. She also fought to make sure CNN would amend the rules. The new rules allowed anyone in the top 10 from August 7 to September 10. Oh wait. CNN did all of this. Fiorina actually didn't fight for it. But that ruins the narrative.
Jeb Bush who should be doing better continued with his opening remarks which included "the leading democrat is under investigation. And America is under the gun to lead the free world to protect our civilized way of life." Meh. Scott Walker once led the polls and he was under investigation. Chris Christie is currently under investigation. Marco Rubio is not under investigation but has a scandal about his credit card. Jeb, himself, did not release any e-mails about the 2000 election or voter purge. But you know, it's always about Hillary.
Marco Rubio was next. "It's really amazing to be back in Las Vegas. I spent six years as a child growing not far from where we stand tonight. I use to sit on the porch of our home and listen to my grandfather tell stories as he smoked one of three daily cigars." Rubio was Mormon during that time. This is a fact he doesn't want to share, apparently. Also, what the hell? Three cigars!? That's insane.
"One of the things my grandfather instilled in me, was that I was really blessed because I was a citizen of the greatest country in the history of our mankind." No words for this one.
Next is the junior Senator from Texas who has been in the Senate since January of 2013.
"America is at war. Our enemy is not violent extremism. It is not some unnamed malevolent force. It is radical Islamic terrorist. We have a president who is unwilling to utter its name. The men and women on this stage, every one of us, is better prepared to keep this nation safe than is Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton."
The magical words of radical Islamic terrorism. Do we really think that uttering the phrase will somehow make it better or make the Obama administration better at foreign policy? Or more able to defeat ISIS? Also, it's kind of weird to blatantly announce we are at war. You know. Especially with this in mind. Also, there is not a possible world where I trust Ben Carson over Hillary Clinton on foreign policy.
"We need a president who understands the first obligation of the commander-in-chief is to keep America safe. If I am elected president, we will hunt down and kill the terrorists. We will utterly destroy ISIS."
You mean like Osama bin Laden? It's not like Obama has had countless drone strikes killing terrorists all the time, as well.
"We will stop the terrorist attacks before they occur because we will not be prisoners to political correctness. Rather, we will speak the truth. Border security is national security and we will not be admitting jihadists as refugees." So there is a way to screen refugees? Or we will just simply not admit them.
Then there's Ben Carson, "please join me for a moment of silence and remembrance of the San Bernardino victims. Thank you." I'm going to be charitable and assume there was a break in the transcript and the moment was not accurately captured.
Carson also brought up that ISIS is an existential threat to the United States which is probably not true. Then he just brings up the same thing President Barack Obama already did. "And I am asking the Congress, which represents the people, to declare a war on ISIS so that we can begin the process of excising that cancer and begin the healing process, and bring peace, prosperity, and safety back to America."
But guys Barack Obama already did this twice, now.
I am skipping Trump's opening statement.