Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Republican Debate #1 Drinking Game

Because life is short here is a drinking game to make it shorter for the first Republican debate drinking game.

Community:
Sips
Sip for any mention of repealing Obamacare
Sip anytime a candidate says that the media took them out of context or accuse the moderator of “gotcha” questions
Sip for each mention of Obama’s overreaching executive power
Shots
If someone makes fun of Donald Trump’s hair
If someone slips and mentions a racial slur when referring to Ben Carson
Chug
For how long an ovation lasts about executing a criminal or boos for not executing enough people (callback to the 2012 Republican primaries)
Donald Trump
Take a sip for each nationality he degrades when he calls an immigrant group: murderers, rapists, and drug dealers
Take a sip each time he mentions the Trump tower, the Apprentice, or his negotiating skill
Take a shot (3 sips) if he unveils a plan for destroying ISIS
Chug all of your alcohol if he shows that his toupee is real hair
Jeb Bush
Take a sip each time he mentions that he can reach out to Latinos
Take a sip each time he mentions he can speak Spanish
Take a shot  (3 sips) if he mentions his dynastic family positively
Chug all of your alcohol if he talks about the 2000 election and mentions his role in purging the voter rolls to make sure his brother won
Scott Walker
Take a sip each time he mentions Badgercare
Take a sip each time he mentions his recall election or teacher unions
Take a shot (3 sips) if he mentions his fundraising ties to the Koch brothers
Chug all of your alcohol if he says he is the reincarnation of Ronald Reagan
Ben Carson
Take a sip each time he mentions Detroit
Take a sip each time he compares something to slavery
Take a sip of your water for each of your Republican Facebook friends that you’re convinced only like him because he’s  black and want to point to him as their explanation that they’re not racist
Take a shot (3 sips) if he compares himself to Obama
Mike Huckabee
Take a sip each time he mentions abortion
Take a sip each time he talks of Christians being under attack
Take a shot (3 sips) if he defends his raising of taxes in Arkansas
Chug all your alcohol if Huckabee announces that he’s an atheist
Ted Cruz
Take a sip for each time he mentions the government shutdown
Take a sip each time he talks of Christians being under attack
Take a shot (3 sips) if you think Ted Cruz looks like a used car salesman (1x only please)
Marco Rubio
Take a sip for each time he mentions his immigration reform bill or backing away from it
Take a sip each time he talks about the importance of expanding the Republican base
Take a shot (3 sips) if he talks of needing to reform our dealings with Cuba, Iran, or the PATRIOT ACT
Rand Paul
Take a sip each time he talks about the NSA spying invading our privacy
Take a sip  each time he mentions drones or his filibuster
Take a shot (3 sips) if he talks about some trivial manner that doesn’t matter like how he’s a lowercase “D” democrat
Chug all of your alcohol if he calls himself America’s greatest defender of freedom
Chris Christie
Take a sip when he attacks another candidate
Take a sip when he talks about balancing the budget or cutting pensions
Take a shot (3 sips) when he talks about his past polling victories
Chug all of your alcohol if he talks about why he took the easy way out for losing weight
John Kasich
Take a shot (3 sips) when he defends the Medicaid expansion
Take a sip if he invokes God into defending a non-traditionally Republican issue such as accepting Medicaid expansion.

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